Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Be your best you today. Why wait? Be the best you that you can be. Imagine all the people who thought you could never do it. Show them. Imagine all the people who have believed in you. Show them too. Take selfies. 🙂
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
The Universe may be on your side, but your sleeping bag has some sort of problem with you. Have you tried turning over a few more times? That might do it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Aren’t unicorns the best? Like the absolute best. Spread the word. Tell the others.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
There’s a 3% chance it’s your birthday today. Celebrate with an ice-cream.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Hey there! Stop trying to make “Free Hugs” a thing. Let it go. Make “Hey there!” a thing instead.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You will grow to love trees, even if you continue to trip over branches along the way.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Wash your hands. Seriously. Wash your hands. You can thank us later.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Years from now, you may look back on today as the turning point in your life. The events of today, though seemingly trivial and uninteresting, will inspire you to make fundamental changes to your world view, with which you will create a better world, a better reality, a better you. Alternatively, you will just hang out and have a good time. Good times.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Today is a day to go with your gut. Especially if your gut is telling you to use the chemical toilets more often today. Treat yourself.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Remember to stay hydrated.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Never go to bed wearing wet socks.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Sauna. Lake. Repeat. Sauna. Lake. Repeat. (Eat, Sleep and fulfill other obligations as needed).
Text: Ger Hennessy
Illustration: Nette Laine
